I met my partner at my grandmother's funeral (hides face). 

We soon fell in love and eventually decided to go on a holiday to Toronto. We wanted to head to Niagara for a few nights, so we did.

As soon as we arrived, we headed straight for the Falls. When we got there, he casually produced a stunning gold banded ring from his pocket and uttered the most romantic sentence I have ever heard...

"Please don't make a scene."

And of course, I did.